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Auction House Update - Log# 11072010i

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Current Money: as of 12:40 realm time.

This place is a mess. How am I supposed to be a warcraft supply specialist if I can't find anything?! Impractical imbeciles! Everything is so discombobulated I can barely make out what’s what here. So that’s the reason for this log.

I’ve been a warcraft supply specialist for some time, which is good for the Alliance because we always seem to be at war! I used to dream about seeing the Outlands or perhaps Northrend, but I have come to realize that I have found my calling. That doesn’t mean that I have given up on my dream to show those feeble Horde what-for! No no siree... that will come soon enough.

But I digress. Where was I? Oh yes – warcraft supply specialist.
My direct function is to support the men and women that I have been assigned to, and my indirect function is to help support the populace of the Alliance heroes and soon to be heroes.

How do I do that? Well, see, I take a look at what others throw away and turn it into something useful. A lot like my cousin “Mac D,” but a better looking version. I suspect that has something to do with his inability to grow his eyebrows back after the incident.

In layman’s terms I search the Auction House for hidden gems and turn them into treasures. There is nothing like the whirl and whizzle of the auctioneer’s fast-paced tones as they call out what is being sold at rock bottom prices.

They auction little things, big things, and hidden gems. You know, those things that no one seems to want until they need them real bad? That’s a hidden gem; and that’s my specialty.

While my role as a supply specialist is what this log is about but that really just scratches the surface. I'm going to show you what one person can do to move mountains and, in my case, fuel the machine that keeps the Alliance safe – or at least well dressed.

On a final note I am happy to say that Number One is ready for inspection. I will be making my notes and comparing Number One to my other candidates shortly. Only time will tell...

Nortius
- Warcraft Supply Specialist
- Auction House “Hound”